For some reason (I’ve yet to figure it out) my doctor’s assistant is always reluctant to make appointments, unless you’re retired and need a monthly prescription. As a result I’m always told to just show up and they’ll ’squeeze me in’. Given this situation, it’s no wonder that I always end up waiting at least 3 hours and go in last.

Two days ago, upon seeing the packed waiting room, I nearly turned right back. Nevertheless, keeping in mind that 5 other doctors use the same waiting room, I stayed. And wonder of wonders…

Assistant: Who’s the first one waiting for doctor X?

Vera looks around expecting to see everyone jump up, yet no one does. Standing up, she uncertainly approaches the assistant.

Me: I’m here for an appointment with doctor X.
Assistant: Good, go on in.
Me: But there are lots of other people waiting… I wasn’t here first.

Assistant looks at Vera as if she were crazy and ushers her in.

I guess, no one else is weird enough to offer to wait for 20 other… hypothetical people…