Little Perverted Me
Answering a questionnaire at a medical checkup:
Doctor (apologetically): OK, two more … um intimate questions, but they are just yes/or no.
Me: Sure.
Doctor (steeling herself): Have you started your sexual life before the age of 16?
Me: No
Doctor: Partners over 6?
Me (bewildered): Over 6??
Doctor: yes…
Me (even more bewildered): I don’t understand…
Doctors (nervously): Er… did you have more than 6 partners?
Me: OH I see; no.
Doctor(curiously): What did you think I was asking?
Me (embarrassed): Partners older than 6 years of age.Doctor laughs nervously.
I suppose all that fanfiction can be slightly unnerving in “real-life” 
Rachael
September 9th, 2007
I would have thought the same thing and replied “of course, I’m not a perveted paedophile you know!”
Kaylee
September 9th, 2007
What else is “partners over 6″ supposed to mean? The doctor should have said “over 6 partners” :suspicious: I would have thought the same thing!
I love how this webpage title is “It all comes down to… Little Perverted Me” :clap:
Hanna
September 9th, 2007
*Still laughing*
Veve
September 9th, 2007
I was thinking the exact same thing! “Over 6 partners” would have been less misleading =)
Vera
September 9th, 2007
@Kaylee: now that you mention it
@Veve: that’s what I was thinking, but she was just reading from a standardized form, so it’s not her fault.
Emsz
September 9th, 2007
I would have been a little ,,HUH?” too on that question
xD
Zala
September 9th, 2007
Haha.
When I twisted my ankle and went to X-ray the guy there asked me if I’m pregnant. Excuse me, I’m 14?
Guess they see all kinds of stuff.
Mari
September 9th, 2007
Haha…I thought the exact same thing.
Rilla
September 9th, 2007
Definitely not just you. Same thought in my head! :hehe:
Rachael
September 9th, 2007
Same thing happened to my nan. She’s in her 70′s, and she sarcastically replied “hmm, well…” – the nurse had to put “patient not sure” on the form.
Eina
September 10th, 2007
HAHAHA. I would’ve thought the same thing lol, but that was really funny
Elyse
September 10th, 2007
That would have made me pee myself laughing. And then I’d have to explain why I peed. And that would suck.
Louise
September 10th, 2007
Hanna
September 10th, 2007
Well it’s just for your own safety plus it’s sometimes difficult to know how old patient actually are. So it’s the best just ask from everyone. (They teach this us already in “x-ray-nurse” school to ask everyone who looks old enough to become pregnant.)
Vera
September 10th, 2007
@Louise:
@Hannah: even guys?
Emily
September 10th, 2007
Maybe the internet perverts us? I would have thought the exact same thing!
Kat
September 11th, 2007
My mind never even went through that line of thinking
Over 6 years of age?
Sarah
September 11th, 2007
Dude, I would’ve interpreted it the way you did, too. He could’ve just asked, “Have you had more than 6 partners?” initially.
Amanda
September 12th, 2007
Wait, what? You read fanfiction where people as young as six have sex?
Rhiannon
September 12th, 2007
LMAO!
Tracy
September 12th, 2007
lmao – that’s how I’d interpret that question too though.
cineva
September 12th, 2007
Oh my god, girl. You are so ugly. I bet you have NO REAL FRIENDS, you only post shit on this blog. You are so ugly, OMG…four-eyed bitch can`t get a boyfriend. I bet you finger fuck yourself when you look at Johnny Depp. Haha. Poor you.
Vera
September 13th, 2007
@cineva: Your amazing wit left me speechless… or myabe I’m just too sleepy/lazy to think of a suitable comeback.
Austin
September 14th, 2007
I was going to say…
Hanna
September 14th, 2007
lol no, though body parts that for some reason are important for men should be protected.
Crissy
October 17th, 2007
Gosh, he should have phrased it properly!! ^^ What was his reaction, btw?
Crissy