Little Perverted Me
Sun, September 9, 2007
Filed under: Humor, WTF
Answering a questionnaire at a medical checkup:
Doctor (apologetically): OK, two more … um intimate questions, but they are just yes/or no.
Me: Sure.
Doctor (steeling herself): Have you started your sexual life before the age of 16?
Me: No
Doctor: Partners over 6?
Me (bewildered): Over 6??
Doctor: yes…
Me (even more bewildered): I don’t understand…
Doctors (nervously): Er… did you have more than 6 partners?
Me: OH I see; no.
Doctor(curiously): What did you think I was asking?
Me (embarrassed): Partners older than 6 years of age.Doctor laughs nervously.
I suppose all that fanfiction can be slightly unnerving in “real-life” ![]()



I would have thought the same thing and replied “of course, I’m not a perveted paedophile you know!” :roll:
What else is “partners over 6″ supposed to mean? The doctor should have said “over 6 partners”
I would have thought the same thing!
I love how this webpage title is “It all comes down to… Little Perverted Me”
*Still laughing*
I was thinking the exact same thing! “Over 6 partners” would have been less misleading =)
@Kaylee: now that you mention it :razz:
@Veve: that’s what I was thinking, but she was just reading from a standardized form, so it’s not her fault.
I would have been a little ,,HUH?” too on that question
xD
Haha.
When I twisted my ankle and went to X-ray the guy there asked me if I’m pregnant. Excuse me, I’m 14?
Guess they see all kinds of stuff.
Haha…I thought the exact same thing.
Definitely not just you. Same thought in my head!
Same thing happened to my nan. She’s in her 70’s, and she sarcastically replied “hmm, well…” - the nurse had to put “patient not sure” on the form.
HAHAHA. I would’ve thought the same thing lol, but that was really funny
That would have made me pee myself laughing. And then I’d have to explain why I peed. And that would suck.
Well it’s just for your own safety plus it’s sometimes difficult to know how old patient actually are. So it’s the best just ask from everyone. (They teach this us already in “x-ray-nurse” school to ask everyone who looks old enough to become pregnant.)
@Louise:
@Hannah: even guys? :razz:
Maybe the internet perverts us? I would have thought the exact same thing!
My mind never even went through that line of thinking
Over 6 years of age?
Dude, I would’ve interpreted it the way you did, too. He could’ve just asked, “Have you had more than 6 partners?” initially.
Wait, what? You read fanfiction where people as young as six have sex?
LMAO!
lmao - that’s how I’d interpret that question too though.
Oh my god, girl. You are so ugly. I bet you have NO REAL FRIENDS, you only post shit on this blog. You are so ugly, OMG…four-eyed bitch can`t get a boyfriend. I bet you finger fuck yourself when you look at Johnny Depp. Haha. Poor you.
@cineva: Your amazing wit left me speechless… or myabe I’m just too sleepy/lazy to think of a suitable comeback.
I was going to say… :smile:
lol no, though body parts that for some reason are important for men should be protected.
Gosh, he should have phrased it properly!!
What was his reaction, btw?
Crissy