Little Perverted Me

Sun, September 9, 2007
Filed under: Humor, WTF

Answering a questionnaire at a medical checkup:

Doctor (apologetically): OK, two more … um intimate questions, but they are just yes/or no.
Me: Sure.
Doctor (steeling herself): Have you started your sexual life before the age of 16?
Me: No
Doctor: Partners over 6?
Me (bewildered): Over 6??
Doctor: yes…
Me (even more bewildered): I don’t understand…
Doctors (nervously): Er… did you have more than 6 partners?
Me: OH I see; no.
Doctor(curiously): What did you think I was asking?
Me (embarrassed): Partners older than 6 years of age.

Doctor laughs nervously.

I suppose all that fanfiction can be slightly unnerving in “real-life” :lol:

26 Comments

  1. Rachael on Sun, September 9, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    I would have thought the same thing and replied “of course, I’m not a perveted paedophile you know!” :roll:

     
  2. Kaylee on Sun, September 9, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    What else is “partners over 6″ supposed to mean? The doctor should have said “over 6 partners” :suspicious: I would have thought the same thing!

    I love how this webpage title is “It all comes down to… Little Perverted Me” :clap:

     
  3. Hanna on Sun, September 9, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    *Still laughing* :lol:

     
  4. Veve on Sun, September 9, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    I was thinking the exact same thing! “Over 6 partners” would have been less misleading =)

     
  5. Vera on Sun, September 9, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    @Kaylee: now that you mention it :razz:

    @Veve: that’s what I was thinking, but she was just reading from a standardized form, so it’s not her fault.

     
  6. Emsz on Sun, September 9, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    I would have been a little ,,HUH?” too on that question :P xD

     
  7. Zala on Sun, September 9, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    Haha. :lol:

    When I twisted my ankle and went to X-ray the guy there asked me if I’m pregnant. Excuse me, I’m 14?
    Guess they see all kinds of stuff.

     
  8. Mari on Sun, September 9, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    Haha…I thought the exact same thing.

     
  9. Rilla on Sun, September 9, 2007 at 7:45 pm

    Definitely not just you. Same thought in my head! :hehe:

     
  10. Rachael on Sun, September 9, 2007 at 9:10 pm

    When I twisted my ankle and went to X-ray the guy there asked me if I’m pregnant. Excuse me, I’m 14?

    Same thing happened to my nan. She’s in her 70’s, and she sarcastically replied “hmm, well…” - the nurse had to put “patient not sure” on the form. :shock:

     
  11. Eina on Mon, September 10, 2007 at 3:11 am

    HAHAHA. I would’ve thought the same thing lol, but that was really funny :P

     
  12. Elyse on Mon, September 10, 2007 at 4:47 am

    That would have made me pee myself laughing. And then I’d have to explain why I peed. And that would suck.

     
  13. Louise on Mon, September 10, 2007 at 8:26 am

    :lol: Are you glad the question wasn’t “under 6″?

     
  14. Hanna on Mon, September 10, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    When I twisted my ankle and went to X-ray the guy there asked me if I’m pregnant. Excuse me, I’m 14?
    Guess they see all kinds of stuff.

    Well it’s just for your own safety plus it’s sometimes difficult to know how old patient actually are. So it’s the best just ask from everyone. (They teach this us already in “x-ray-nurse” school to ask everyone who looks old enough to become pregnant.)

     
  15. Vera on Mon, September 10, 2007 at 7:29 pm

    @Louise: :lol:

    @Hannah: even guys? :razz:

     
  16. Emily on Mon, September 10, 2007 at 10:01 pm

    Maybe the internet perverts us? I would have thought the exact same thing!

     
  17. Kat on Tue, September 11, 2007 at 11:03 am

    My mind never even went through that line of thinking :-P Over 6 years of age?

     
  18. Sarah on Tue, September 11, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    Dude, I would’ve interpreted it the way you did, too. He could’ve just asked, “Have you had more than 6 partners?” initially.

     
  19. Amanda on Wed, September 12, 2007 at 3:25 am

    Wait, what? You read fanfiction where people as young as six have sex? :shock:

     
  20. Rhiannon on Wed, September 12, 2007 at 8:06 am

    LMAO!

     
  21. Tracy on Wed, September 12, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    lmao - that’s how I’d interpret that question too though.

     
  22. cineva on Wed, September 12, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    Oh my god, girl. You are so ugly. I bet you have NO REAL FRIENDS, you only post shit on this blog. You are so ugly, OMG…four-eyed bitch can`t get a boyfriend. I bet you finger fuck yourself when you look at Johnny Depp. Haha. Poor you.

     
  23. Vera on Thu, September 13, 2007 at 6:26 am

    @cineva: Your amazing wit left me speechless… or myabe I’m just too sleepy/lazy to think of a suitable comeback.

     
  24. Austin on Fri, September 14, 2007 at 8:57 am

    I was going to say… :smile:

     
  25. Hanna on Fri, September 14, 2007 at 9:09 am

    @Hannah: even guys? :razz:

    lol no, though body parts that for some reason are important for men should be protected.

     
  26. Crissy on Wed, October 17, 2007 at 1:04 am

    Gosh, he should have phrased it properly!! ^^ What was his reaction, btw?

    Crissy

     

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