… or what would happen if I could conduct IM conversations with myself.
Sometimes I truly wish I had a device which could record my thoughts. Especially while at the dentist. I’d certainly never run out of blogging material. 
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!! Feel my pain!
Ok no… you don’t REALLY need to feel it … especially since you’re near a deadline… again… but WAAAAAAAAH!
No. No! NOOOOOOOO! I’m going to kill youuuuuuuuuu! Sadist woman!
Er… SCRATCH THAT! Having the dentist faint while that bloody THING is in my mouth: Just no!
I don’t appreciate sarcasm… or pity… or anything really, right now. So FUCK YOU!
OK, let’s back-pedal there a bit: I DID NOT JUST THINK THAT!
OW! I
saidthought OW!!
Amazingly enough, at the end of each torture session I manage to very sincerely thank her and make another appointment. I’m a constant source of surprise, even to myself.
So… how do you like your dentist? 
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I had a really nice lady the other day (I usually have a guy) but she was only because I had an emergency. She didn’t tell me anything my dad hadn’t already guessed, and it kinda made me feel like it was a waste of time to go. But at least I have certainty now (about my wisdom teeth)
Vera: oh my dentist is also very nice. The main reason I go to her is because she’s known me since I was little, and thus can afford to (possibly) scream bloody murder without feeling especially embarrassed.
I love my dentist!
She is great at psychology, and I don’t dread trips to the dentist (except when I know I didn’t take care of my teeth properly and it bleeds there).
Vera: bleeding is generally the least of my problems
My dental treatments never hurt.
Vera: pft! So boring… and healthy
Personally I don’t mind going to the dentist, since I never seem to have any trouble with my teeth anyway, I’m REALLY LUCKY!
Vera: I can’t imagine never having trouble with my teeth… which is by no means a good thing
I don’t know…I haven’t been to the dentist in five/seven years.
I’m not really scared of dentists. I guess I’m just umm…lazy! Yeah, that’s it!
(The last dentist I recall was the children’s dentist we always went to. She’s really nice, and I might have gone to another dentist for grown-ups after that, but my memory’s a bit fuzzy…)
Vera: *raises eyebrows suspiciously*
*pats Vera on the back*
you made it to the dentist?!
must go view older posts to
see what else I’ve been missing
feels good to be back online
oh, and, umm…kudos to you for making those appointments!
my last appointment was 3 years ago, when they told me I either: A) need to have my tooth filed and capped, or B) Need to have my tooth pulled asap….damn all those late night movies munching on cotton candy whilst pregnant!
Vera: the pain started to be unbearable. Even so dad had to practically kidnap me and force me inside the dentist’s door
Welcome back! I missed you
heh..yay for comment spam
I had to though…I am envisioning you being forced through the door, feet sliding against the floor, screaming, “NO you can’t make me go in there!!!” lmao
Thanks, it’s great to be back!
Vera: yep.. pretty much. I did try to turn back twice between getting out of the car and entering the door. Now, I’m doing this voluntarily: for shame!
I actually like my dentist. She’s very approachable and she has an easy hand which causes very minimal pain.