Born for Business
Sun, July 27, 2008
Filed under: Humor, Survival
I’m not sure about elsewhere, but here gypsies are generally rather… business oriented. They’ll stop you on the street trying to sell you whatever. It’s not a problem if you don’t need what they offer, the cunning businessman/woman1 is ready to rephrase his/her offer so it matches your needs. If you’re not taken in by their schemes, it’s really quite amusing to listen.
Some people, try a bit too hard though; or maybe it’s just me, lacking the necessary empathy. There was a young girl trying to sell cell phones, waving them in passerby’s faces. Getting tired of being ignored, she makes one last desperate attempt:
SENSATIONAL LAST MINUTE DEAL, BECAUSE I’M LEAVING TO MEET MY LOVER!!
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1 I’m being sarcastic of course. Most of the time their merchandise is stolen.
LOL!!
What type of stuff do they sell, exactly? 
That’s ridiculous, does anyone fall for that amazing business technique?
Vera: watches, cell phones, sneakers, iPods … at suspiciously low prices.
Do people buy from them? Do they get arrested?
We don’t have ANY gypsies here.
Vera: most of the time no, but they can be very insistent… so some do end up buying from them. Oh yes, they get arrested pretty often
Funny thing this post. I guess you easily recognise desperate attempts. And talking about seeing things, her marketing technique wasn’t THAT bad, you are just bitter she said something you’d like to say too. You really are a bitter ol’ maid geek aren’t you? Guess that criticism of yours isn’t enough to warm you up and even pretentious chicks need a good fuck. Or maybe especially them.
Vera: indeed - I often dream of spouting idiosyncrasies. As for the rest - volunteering by any chance?
I’m thinking that some of their merchandise is boot-legged. Then again, I could be wrong.
Vera: depending on what they’re selling, definitely
Oh gosh! I can not stand when people do that! You don’t find them on the streets here too often, but there are those who work at kiosks at the mall.
Jeff and I had taken the kids shopping for summer clothes a few months back and had that happen to us. Some woman was selling Dead Sea Salts products. She had us there nearly 45 minutes, taking the price from a firm $180 down to $60…each time she lowered the price, she of course could not go any lower.
When we told her we had to shop for the kids before we made a purchase, she told us the price would then be full for the product. Hours later when we forgot, and strolled passed the kiosk, she remembered us, and tried to get us to buy it for an even lower price.
I’m all for people trying to make a living, but no means no, and I wish they would take the hint! lol..
But that is just way too much information for someone to be shouting, in order to get attention
Vera: ah lucky yoouuu… I wonder what you do so they don’t show up that often?
You’d wish. To think a chick would be desperate enough to resort to online coy teasing. Is this entire part of your site a cry for attention from Mr. Right? Then again, I guess no Mr Right for you. Beggars can’t be choosers.
Vera: as far as I see things, you’re the only one who keeps bringing up my private life. Who’s the desperate one, I wonder?
LMFAO!
Leaving to meet mah lover…haaahaa! 
That’s pretty funny.
Vera: well I appreciated her trying XP, you know, originality and such.
Haha, we don’t have gypsies here. Or rather, I think they’re called panhandlers here.
Vera: oh no, that’s not what I meant. Gypsies are officially called “Roma people”. Most panhandlers here are Gypsies, but the two terms are not synonyms.
Too bad she wasn’t desperate enough to pay people to take it off her hands…
Oh my gosh, I presume that my imagination will start going wild should I witness that scenario with my own eyes!
But I must say that’s a darn original gimmick. Better than the usual ‘buy one get one free!’ or ‘10% off for this hour only!’ promotional methods!
Vera: *nods* Yep, she gets mentioned in a blog post as a reward
Could you kindly email the person that whatever she stoled an email instead of posting it all over her site at trymegraphics, i think its a lil rude for you to just comment her it and stuff. How would you like it. The reason why she delete them post is because she doesnt want any trouble. i told her to delete it. So if you want to say something you can come and talk to me. if not i dont think you would like it if she came and said something to you. Wouldnt you want her to email you frist? Dont you think thats the mature thing to do? well godbless you and im sure you are a better person then this.
Vera: I see; so she’s allowed to make a post about how mean Jem is for demanding not to have her stuff stolen. Us, lowly commenters though, are not allowed to disagree with her. Oh no that’s rude. Leaving a comment related to the blog entry in question? PREPOSTEROUS!
We should all follow your oh-so-amazing example Karmen, and start spamming blogs with unrelated comments. Hypocrite much?
We don’t have gypsies where I live, but when I went to Chicago there were men selling expensive purses in the street. I’m thinking those were stolen too
Also, the darn mall kiosks selling make-up who all but grab you and force you to try it 
That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard yet today.
“I’M GOING TO MEET MY LOVER!”
Vera: I’ve heard of pushy sales people, but to actually FORCE you. The States are a scary place indeed
I love gypsies. They make me laugh.
Vera: I was very tolerant of them… until one of them abused my father’s generosity and stole from us. Since then I make a point to give them a wide berth.